Quitting My Job…The Wrong Way…And It Feels So Gooooood.

So, I’ve decided to quit my job tomorrow morning. 110% the wrong way. I’m due in at 10am, I plan on going in at around 9am to let them know..if not a little closer to 10am. Mind you, I have not and will not give them any notice whatsoever…well, unless you count 15min-1hour of notice, actual notice. How did it get this bad to where I plan on walking out of this job and never looking back? Well, pack your idea of hell into about 4 months..for at least 30 hours a week..sometimes lasting until 10pm and then restarting at 7am the next morning. Poor management, who are to scared to approach you, so they relay their message through the people under them, to relay the message to those under them..just to let you know of all of your shortcomings. Not to mention the wonderful supervisors who just couldn’t seem to get their shit straight and you ask 3 of them the same question and you get ridiculously different answers from all of them. Oh and the wonderful bits and bobs like being talked about once you turn your back..or OOH your work never being appreciated, even when you go above and beyond everyone else and you still get written up or reprimanded..especially when it’s not your fault. Oh it is great! Well I finally decided to take the leap and just go in and say “Hey..It’s not working out..Dueces” Or something to that affect.
I’d much rather go in with guns blazing, laughing madly, screaming “FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU’RE COOL AND FUCK YOU..AND I’M OUT!” But that isn’t really an option right now..so after thinking things over..I’d say its time to call it quits..since I already have a ridiculously good job lined up to start on Tuesday, I don’t really feel that I’m missing out on much..and for the first time in awhile, I’m financially GOOD until I get my first check from this new job..so I’m pretty much at a huge “fuck em..” *shrug* stage right now with this bullshit job..because well, this employer is an “at-will” employer and technically, I can leave/get fired at any time..for any reason and to be honest..I don’t plan on using them as a reference anyways..so that wouldn’t really be relevant, would it?
Some would say I’m irresponsible..making a huge mistake with the job rate plummeting and millions being out of work..well, to be honest..I’m not going to put myself through hell for a job that doesn’t pay me enough to be so miserable. Nor do they pay me enough for the job of 6 that I’m doing..they don’t pay enough for me to be under-trained and pushed out into the fuckin’ snake pit with a “good luck!”..fuck that..they can blow my balls. I refuse to be miserable for some company that can replace me in 6 hours anyways with a teeny bopper fresh outta high school that’ll settle for at least 2 dollars less than what I make.
Oh and another good indicator it’s time to go..my promised raise after 90 days, magically never popped up..nor did any of the other wonderful perks they flashed in front of my face when I first got hired. And I tried to speak to HR about all of this, BUT yet again, by magic, they were never there when I needed to speak about this. So excuse the vent folks, but I’m sick and tired of this damn job and I’m putting an end to my misery..so in about *looks at watch*ehh..7 1/2, 8 hours or so, I’ll be home free..updates will come (along with the tough road of trying to get fired..which I failed) See ya next time ppl

Maybe i’m just a bitter bitch….

So, I said I’d blog more..so here it is. Basically gonna be talking on two or 3 things in this blog..not too much random shit, but a fair amount.

First off, I’ve been on myspace, facebook and twitter for long enough to see alot of different types of people. Intellectual people, jealous people, ignorant people, dumbasses, racist people, liars, etc..and it really amazes me the lack of common sense some people have, or the lack of a 1st grade education (you know, nouns, verbs, commas, periods, etc) Now, I know my blog is pretty much one long ass run-on sentence..I had that same problem in school where I just didn’t know when to put a period at..unfortunately, I never got the hang of it..BUT I digress. A huge pet peeve of mine is people who either don’t take the time to proofread their words before they write them or people who are just too stupid to know any better. Now, I’m not perfect. I know I may say some shit that makes no sense, due to typing too fast or not paying attention. But I’m talking about these people that DO NOT GIVE A FUCK about what their shit looks like. For example, this dude I used to go to school with pops up on myspace, fyi: he was a little ignorant back in the day..now as I’m writing back and forth with this dude..as I sip my chocolate milk in a wine glass..I start to wonder to myself …”Is this mothafucka retarded now??” I mean..he honestly talked like this
“so u get boyfrend shodi????”
“so u not sengel?”
“lmaoo yu sa funy”
…So as I sit in amazement at this crazy shit, I decide there is no way I can converse with this grown ass man anymore and get myself up out of that conversation. I mean, does this shit make anyone else wonder? Or piss anyone else off? Or how about the token 17 year old bitch who types like this “ixm da baddezzt bisch!! miszz mulaxh babeeah” its like WHAATT THHEEE FUUUCKKK ISSS TTHHAATTT SHIITTT!!!!!!! Do they type like that because they believe its cute to the eye? Or to just follow along with the crowd? Anywho, this shit pisses me off and no offense to anyone reading this who does it, but please fucking stop that shit…to a grown ass man/woman with SOME pride in their education, it hurts the eyes and the faith in you kids that any of us may have..period. [no pun intended]

So onto my next topic..beanie siegel [spelling] and jay-z..this shit hurts my heart..I had to mentally prepare myself to listen to the diss that beanie threw at jay because  I knew this shit was gonna kill me man..I mean beanie and jay???  ITS BEANIE AND JAY!!! Come on man..the shit sincerely hurts my heart, and then to hear what beanie was sayin’ on the vid on world star..the shit hit me hard man..this is one time that I just can’t take sides..I’m hoping the shit works itself out and WTF to 50 for signing beanie..I mean, does this man have to own everything..come on curtis..give someone else a chance, you rich bastard…
Well, I’m not gonna speak on this situation anymore because as I said already, it hurts my heart..and as I said on  twitter, is this what hip hop has come to? I certainly hope not..please fellas, work out your differences..please..you’re breakin’ my heart.

Anyways, I’m out folks..comments are appreciated..
-ciao

Sooo..I really need to move to the city….really.

Well, its been awhile since my last drop and yet again I’ll say/promise I’m gonna drop more blogs because I hate not having comments and/or views due to my laziness..anywho..let’s get into what this blog is about.

So, if you don’t know already, I live in St.Marys County, MD (Lexington Park to be exact) and it is a smaller version of  a mix between DC and Philly, but it has its spots of rural/farm like areas that are close to the woods with plenty of animals and fields. Me, myself..I live on the cusp of the more urban areas and the more rural area, my house is about 10 feet from a huge stretch of woods, yet about 50 feet from a main route/road. Well, about 30 minutes ago I decided to go to the sheetz thats about a mile from my house (late night cig and chocolate milk run) for whatever..well on my way back, I pass this huge field that has a creepy house right in the middle. I’m not smoking, so therefore I’m paying attention to everything, seeing as its past midnite and theres always deer in the middle of the road or in this field that run slam over into the road. So on this field I see a pair of bright green eyes staring at me and as I round the turn on the road, my headlights hits the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life. This thing looks to be a deer, with no front legs, no ears and standing as tall as me (I’m about 5’7) So I hit the gas and fly home, pull up in the driveway, make sure I have my purse, chocolate milk and cigarettes and RUN the fuck in the house then slamming the door and locking every lock on the front and back door. I don’t know what the bloody hell that fuckin’ beast..that fuckin’ creature was..but I’ve never seen anything like that in my life..and I’ve seen some weird shit around this place. Kinda like when I was on the back of one of our 4 wheelers with my dude and I saw something resembling a grey colored (naked) baby running full throttle through the woods…..yeah…a huge WTF was in order for that one..among all the odd bugs and strange, mutated animals..I’ve decided I need to move the fuck outta here and go to the city when I hit the lottery yall. Take my family and my dude if need be, and move to DC…or b-more…where it’s safe…lmfao…real shit.

 

Anywho..I’m out yall..hopefully I can get some sleep after seeing that crazy, silent hill type monster shit.
-Ciao

Tips when reaching out to a Service Center.

Well, any adult will eventually need to come to some type of service center in their life..whether it be for your satellite, television, car stereo or what have you..I happen to work at one that has and will work on just about anything..from televisions to old timey pinball machines. We are a reputable company and will treat you withthe utmost respect as long as you do the same, here are some tips and what-NOT-to-do’s when coming into an establishment like this.

The Internet Is Your Enemy
The worst thing you can say to me right off the break when bringing your equipment in here is, “Well, I looked online and it said THIS was wrong, so all I need done is THIS, nothing more!” That will then trigger me to think “Then why the fuck are you bringing it in here then?” And, DO NOT get pissy when what the tech finds, isn’t what your buddies online say the problem is..those words stated above are like a slap in the face to the techs, to me and to everyone here, which isn’t a good first impression to make..and if you’re such a wonderful researcher, why not just fix the piece of shit yourself, smart guy? The truth of the matter is, there’s no way for your online techs to know exactly what the problem is without getting inside of the unit..and I’ll get into that one later too.

“Yeah..Whats the status of my unit?”
Please, for Gods sake..have some fuckin’ manners before you call me man..when I answer the phone, DO NOT say (without stating your info) ”Whats the status of my TV/VCR/DVD/ETC” Because that’ll either get you conveniently hung up on..(just like you forgot to treat someone like a fucking human being, so did I) or get a real bitch answering back to you..I’m not a fuckin’ mind-reader..this is not a psychic on the other line..when I answer, state at least a hello, yeah, hi, hey bitch, any fucking greeting along with your name and what kind of unit it is..trust me when I say this, the price of ignorance is one that you do NOT wanna pay here.

“So there’s NO ONE here to help me lift this in?!”
When dropping off a unit that you need help with, please, please PLEASE CALL before coming!!!!!  I’ve hurt my shoulder and back numerous times from lifting shit that was too heavy for me and unlike some of those cot-damn liars that just don’t wanna lift, the pain effin kills me and 5x outta 10 I CAN’T help you..I will do my best if you just have a small unit, even something fairly large, but if your shit is over 300lbs and you want help or if you just a prissy bitch who states that she just got her nails done and “you know how that goes, girl” fuck you..fuckkkk you..you’re shit outta luck..learn to pick that phone up and ASK if someone will be here, don’t assume. I’m usually here by myself a few days a week, the rest of the week, there’s a few men here to help you out, but otherwise- if/when you catch me on an off day, don’t get pissy with me, it won’t be anyones fault but your own..so you can go cuss yourself out in your car, on your way back home to get some fuckin’ help.

“So There’s No Way For You To Tell Me Over The Phone?????”
No, theres not. No way. At all. None. I will say the first time you ask (very nicely) that the tech will have to check the unit out and get inside of it before he can tell you what’s wrong with it..after the 5th time however, your ass will need to find some place else to go. You’re not gonna call a mechanic and say “My car is making a noise, what’s wrong with it?” And demand an answer, they’ll tell you to go fuck yourself after the first time..and these are the same muh-fuckas that bitch about an estimate fee..you know WHY we charge an estimate fee now, unlike a few years ago when no fee was due up-front? Because the tech loses money by spending countless hours on equipment that no one has paid for and we really lose a profit when that customer declines any estimate and never picks up their unit..it’s all business..and chances are, if you can’t afford a 20.00 estimate fee up-front on a 1,000.00+ piece of equipment, then you’re business is not needed.

“I’m reporting you to the better business bureau!!!!”
Feel free. Knock yourself out. Matter of fact, let me dial them for you. This is fair-warning: I have a position here where if you’re an asshole, I can be one right back, without fear of losing my job..scary, ain’t it? There’s no ass kissing here bitch. This ain’t Best Buy, where your job depends on your customer service to ungrateful, spoiled, grown ass, “I’m above you” assholes..just because I’m providing service for you, in no way means “I’m below you good sir..so feel free to just spit on me and call me your bitch” It means I’m here to provide you with service you need and help you to the best of my ability, if you’re offended because I’m not kissing your ass because your husband owns a car dealership or because you walked into my store with a bitchy, self-deserving attitude and you got treated with the same attitude, please..feel free to call the better business bureau..and tell them Jenifer didn’t kiss your big fat over-privileged ass like Target did.

“Wassup ma…*wink* you gonna help me out wit that?”
Look, fellas..I’m flattered when you try to get my phone number, to a woman that’s been in a relationship for over 4yrs, it’s really refreshing..but don’t think just because you tried to talk to me, or because you call me sexy/beautiful/etc that you ain’t getting charged. I’m at work, I charge YOU for OUR services..no ticky…no laundry.  These are the same men that say they’ll take me out, take me shopping, treat me right BLAH BLAH BLAH- then a few days later, they’re bitchin’ because 150.00 is too much to fix their TV..not that I’m knockin’ that at all, but don’t front like you got bank..because I know..I always know..

When I Say I Will Call You, I Will Call You
The question I get asked most: how long will it take? Well, I answer that question with complete honesty and I give you a ball-park timeframe, if you aren’t satisfied with that, you’re more than welcome to go find that perfect service center that has NO other customers and waits to serve you and only you..I’m sure they’ll get you an estimate within minutes of you even pulling up..but for now, I told you how long it will be, and I also said at least twice that I WILL CALL YOU once we have any new info on your unit. It won’t help you at all calling later that night, the next day, the day after because there are a few in this line of work who say to the tech ”He didn’t listen, so go ahead and get to it when you get to it homie” Impatience will only get yourself all riled up in the long run..you’re ruffling your own feathers..not us..we gave you a time-frame, so wait your turn you impatient bastard.

“Yeah, I Spoke To A Woman And She Told Me The Complete Opposite!”
Don’t lie to me homie..don’t do it. You wanna know how I know you’re lying? Because I’m the only female who works here, that’s how. In a business like this there aren’t many employees, there are enough, but not many..and we speak to each other often..so when you lie and say “well a woman told me this!!” To me, when I know I didn’t say it..you make yourself look like a huge ass-clown and from there on out, you’re a fuckin’ joke whenever you come in..just know that the employees in this building speak often and it ain’t hard for me to ask other employees if they said this or that to you..so don’t make yourself look like a prick and lie about some dumb shit..

Well, that’s all for now folks..please stick to these guidelines and you’ll have a nice time at your local service center..lol..

-Ciao

I’m Back – Monthly Check-In

Hello folks..been awhile since I dropped a blog..I could say I’ve been mad busy, but since 99.9% of ppl reading this are following me on twitter..you know I ain’t been doing shit. Anywho, I’m going to drop another blog directly after this one with a few hints/tips/what-to-do’s and what-not-to-do’s when coming into a place like where I work..but for now, this ones just to let yall know what’s been going on with me..

Since my last drop I’ve been working a little more than often..at first I thought this bullshit economy wouldn’t bother me much, but obviously it is..and I’m trying to pick up some slack and get alot more extra hours in..that’s actually what I’m doing right now. I’ve also decided to join the military..I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, but never had the balls to actually go and enlist, well a few weeks ago I decided it’d be the best thing for me right now. I am definitely gonna be in before my 22nd b-day (Feb. 21, 2011) but it will probably be before then..I just need to get my shit straight..start working out alot and get my mindset where it needs to be..as well as quitting smoking, because un-fucking-fortunately, you can’t smoke in basic training..foo-ey to that bs..anyways, hopefully folks won’t forget about me, but “outta sight, outta mind” is all too true..BUT it is what it is, whattayagonnado? *shrugs

Anyways, as alot of people know, not only do I, myself heart jaylleaa, but jaylleaa also hearts animals. So, I went and bought myself a cute little teddy bear hamster and christened him “Wade “Penfield” Wilson”. Everyone I know pretty much looks at me like I’m nuts when I tell them what his name is but people who watched Danger Mouse and people who love Deadpool (from the marvel comics) will understand.

Onto something that’s been popping up in my head from time to time..where the F is drake? Is it just me or did he create this gi-normic buzz and then ever since he had his fall, you haven’t heard shit about him..or perhaps I haven’t because frankly, I’m not really checkin’ for Drake like that..imo- he’s just a little too overrated for me and his shit is mediocre compared to ALOT of my fave artists who aren’t getting the shine (that he’s getting) but they deserve..you feel me? Maybe I’m just a bitter hip hop fan..fuck it, I’ll say it..and SPEAKING of good hip hop, that effin slaughterhouse album is BANANAS! If you ain’t got it yet, go get it right now..in my mans words-it has brought my faith back into hip hop..that’s just how serious it is..if you don’t like “cuckoo” you need to go eat some lit dynamite..because the shit is tough..uber tough..

Well, folks check the blog coming out within the next hour or so after this one..it’ll hopefully entertain you, if not, it’ll entertain me..

-Ciao

It’s Been Awhile Baby, Didja Miss Me?

So..It’s been a little while since I posted a blog. Mainly because there’s been so much shit going on..so much depressing, ridiculous, sad, fuckery-type news goin’ on..everyone was blogging about it..and I pretty much forgot all about my own blog. Anywho.. R.I.P. to the King of pop, MJ..that’s all i’m gonna say about that..the man has been through enough in his life and seen even more controversy through death..just let the men rest, for once.

Another topic alot of folks have been talkin’ about..the Drake video..personally, I thought it was entertaining, funny and had plenty of T & A for anybodys liking..as someone said, everyone’s bashing it because they expected so much..come on, man..It’s cool over on this side..

Wow @ vibes last cover…just, wow…not only did they put Christina Milian and The Dream on the cover..they took a wack ass picture that made them both look awckward and like they were saying, “Is this what you mean by sexy?” Come on man..for the last f’in cover they could have at least got a half-way decent photographer! A big “WTF Man?!” goes to Vibe for that one..

So, I’ve been on a Jean Grae rampage for the past week or so..I’m like a groupie all of a sudden. I was feelin’ Ms.Grae a few years ago, pretty heavy at that..but I lost all my music on my PC and I just said fuck it..[I still don't have alot of that music back yet] But, I’ve been goin’ through her catalog and man..it’s like fallin’ in love all over again..Jean, If you’re readin’ this..if you ever go to girls..please let me be the first to know..because I think I’m in love with you
[jk]
maybe….

On to somethin’ that has been bashed for the past few days..the BET Awards..lmao..what a wonderful batch of fuckery, weird moments, lack of time and direction and just an all around fail for BET. I still refuse to watch it all the way through. Me and my man actually got into an argument the other day because he claimed they did the best they could for MJ in the alotted time they had, I beleived that if they knew it was gonna be half-assed, they shouldn’t have done anything at all and waited a few days so they could get their thoughts together..he disagreed..I’m pretty sure about 84% of people who saw it will agree with me..

Anywho, Just a quick run-down on my opinions on some of the hot topics..

Till next time blog world..

Allow Me To Introduce Myself…

So, Here is the blog of a 20 year old woman..avid hip hop lover, bitch, sex-addict and poet. Hopefully you’ll be entertained with my musings, if not..well you can’t say I promised you anything..lmao. Anywho, here’s a few facts about me: I’m 20 years old, a female (of course) I have a love affair with music, moreso hip hop than other genres, I love sex, love writing, and love cigarettes. I also love the wrench in my asscheek (the boyfriend) who I have been with for 5 years so far. In my blogs I’ll touch on quite a few things..almost any and everything actually. I’m a random person who can be farfetched, easily amused and condescending..but you gotta love me baby. So please, come on in, grab a refreshment and make yourself at home..I can guarantee you you’ll fall in love.

Project Natal – Creepy? Wii Killer? Or Just Plain Kick-Ass..

Well, to break the ice between me and you..I’ll head down the direction of the new system coming for the xbox 360. As a GIGANTIC lover of video games, I am thoroughly excited for Project Natal..now, if you don’t know about it yet [doubt it] head over to http://youtube.com/watch?v=g_txF7iETX0 and take a gander at that baby..
If you’d rather not watch the vid [for whatever reasons] I’ll break it down for ya..project natal is a system as small as the Wii’s motion sensor, fits underneath of your TV and without remotes or controllers, it tracks your movements and reacts [with games] accordingly..example: you’re playing a tennis game, without a racket, you swing your arm and your avatar swings away..get it? Sweeeeeet, right? It also has face recognition, so once you turn on your system and it “sees” your face, it signs you in with your GT..and once you’re done..just say “Good Night” and it shuts off..[I almost shit when I saw that] Some say it’s a little creepy and this A.I. thing is getting a little too close for comfort..I’m not one of them.

Now, I’m not a hater of the Wii or Nintendo or any of that, nor am i uncomfortable with the fact that the PS3 and 360 couldn’t touch the Wii’s numbers..BUT I’m hopinh against hope that Project Natal hands Nintendos ass to them when this drops..haven’t heard of a price..and as far as I know, this gem is dropping next year sometime..I, personally, can’t wait..